shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

Laughing at all the people who left right after IM3 ended.

awklicious:

i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips

hitterhackerthief:

I know I have said this before but if you guys ever want me to tag something just let me know and I will. I promise to be nice about it too.

kanyewesticle:

when people call me by my name and not my url

here have a friendship bracelet

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#yes

servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

jesuschristvevo:

i dont even get bullied i just bully myself

bolto:

do you think there wheres waldo guy ever forgot to draw him in and everyone just assumed it was a really hard one but he fucked up. he fucked up.

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon lovingly pushing the hair out of your face

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

I was going to complain about that horrible call by the ump, but then I saw this…. The fuck?

I was going to complain about that horrible call by the ump, but then I saw this….
The fuck?

Rescued this pen from Aggieland. Green belongs up in Denton. #gomeangreen

Rescued this pen from Aggieland. Green belongs up in Denton. #gomeangreen